"What's with all the cannibalism of late? Instead of working on his cardiovascular endurance through exercise like a normal person a French convict recently ate his cellmate's lung in what some are speculating was an attempt to improve his time in the prison track meet in coming weeks by adding to his own lung capacity. Actually, the inept anatomist intended to eat his fellow prisoner's heart, and was horribly mistaken. Really though crazy French convict? Didn't you ever play Operation as a child?"
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