"In an ode to British scientist Charles Darwin's theory of Natural Selection two of the prettier people on the planet have decided to wed, as Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announce that their engagement is indeed, official. Is it just me or does Miranda Bloom sound like a Porn Star's name? Really though Voyage of the Beagle? Hey Miranda how about letting me pollute your gene pool a bit before you give your life to fucking Disney World over there?"
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