"I Guess BP Really Stands for Bad Press"

"An employee of the British oil giant, BP has recently claimed the company may have known about the faulty well before the spill. Now not only do they have to fend off the equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition because of their ambivalent response to the ecological disaster, but try to explain why they ruined an entire gulf because there was a press conference on the tele concerning Rio Ferdinand's captaincy of the english football side. Blackened wildlife, lost jobs, Dalmatian-like beaches, environmental connotations for generations... yes but we need to make it past the group of sixteen, Nigel, the bloody well will sort itself out...really though?"