"Apparently Heidi Montag's husband Mr. Pratt does not allow her to watch TV or surf the web, so instead she expands her mind- yes I said mind, not bust size- by reading and WRITING poetry. I have a hunch that when her first poem is released it will go a little something like this: 'Roses are red, I like them a lot; I look like slutty Barbie from all the plastic surgery I got.' I'm thinking the next Sylvia Plath. Really though?"
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