Thursday, May 27, 2010

Just Breathe

"Four teenagers were injured when the driver of their vehicle was charged with DWHB. For those of you unfamiliar with the acronym it stands for 'driving-while-holding-your-breath'. The driver and his friends were seeing how long they could go without oxygen and apparently he pooned out after only a half kilometer and ran into a boulder. Next time you kids should pick someone with a higher tolerance, or better yet a bigger lung capacity. Really though?"

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