Nicole Scherzinger Wins Dance Competition. Madonna to Try Out for Next Year's American Idol. Cristiano Ronaldo Makes High School Soccer Team.

"Congratulations to this season's Dancing With the Stars winner, Nicole Scherzinger, most notably of Pussy Cat Dolls fame. The Pussy Cat Dolls... hey aren't they that girl group that can't sing, but have really gnarly choreography and flashy, skanky outfits that accentuate their rhythmic gyrations? Yeah, yeah, yeah..that's them, they started as a burlesque dance troupe...really though?"