"I Call Bull...get it?"

" In a recent interview, Dennis Rodman claims to have bedded over 2000 women. Following the trend of pro ballers talking about bouncing their balls, Dennis joins the ranks of Wilt Chamberlain, and Magic Johnson with his prolific skills in "taking it to the hole." Also known for cross-dressing, and once staging a sham wedding to himself in drag, I think Dennis may have actually said, "I've been in over 2000 women('s outfits)" but the last part of the sentence got muffled by that big, phallic cigar. Hey female population, or at least 2000 of you, really though?"