"I Bet The Teacher Will Run in to Issues When They Discuss Apollo 11"

"Okay, first of all move your eyes back up to this picture and let me know if there's still any residual doubt that Michael Jackson was the biological parent of these two children. I mean it's pretty clear by their complexions that he wasn't a weirdo collector of test tube children, and really just your average red-blooded American dad with one glove and big fuck off BBQ he brags about to his buddies. Also please picture if you will, the amount of work whoever teaches these kids is going to have to do to reverse all the delusional misconceptions they probably have. "Nuh uh, Neil Armstrong didn't walk on the moon first, my daddy did." or " No way, Peter Pan isn't fictional, it's my dad's autobiography." Oh dear, these poor little fellas, hopefully Janet or Tito can normal them up a bit. Hahahah doubtful. Is it really a good idea to introduce these Jackson's back into reality after a childhood spent tree-climbing in Neverland. Really though?"