"Too embarrassed to buy your own whack-off magazine? Well guess what. Now you don't have to worry about what people will think anymore. Just head to your nearest Walmart and pick up a pack of new underwear and you'll be set. You may be thinking; 'But that's not gonna get me off'; but you should think again. According to a pastor of New Hope Christian Center Church of God the pictures on these packages are pornographic in nature. The models are dressed in nothing but *gasp* underwear! Now that's hot. Better hurry and snatch up a couple varieties quickly though since the lewd bags have already been taken off the shelves in Cullman and your city could be next. Really though?"
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