"Remember when that girl you had a crush on in grade 4 grew like 5 inches and some boobs over the summer and the only thing that stopped her from being your first kiss in Grade 5 was the fact that she still wore her previous year's flare pants and you just couldn't help but ask her "Hey Penelope, where's the flood?" to a chorus of laughter from your jerkface friends? Apparently that is the upcoming trend in women's fashion, and for a measley $180.00 you too can enjoy the new "crop cut." Hey J-Brand, really fucking though?"
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