Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' ELEPHANTS?!

"Bob Barker is stealing our elephants. You read that right. The former Price is Right host is calling for the Toronto Zoo's 3 elephants to be moved to a sanctuary in California to get them out of our cold Canadian winters. He has already been involved in the removal of Edmonton's one elephant 'Lucy', and now he's after Ontario. I understand though. Clearly he's concerned about global warming and afraid that the year-round igloos we built to house the elephants will melt soon. Really though Bob?"

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