Tuesday, July 13, 2010

"Maybe You Should Change Your Name to The Artist Formerly Known as Relevant"


"Prince recently claimed that the 'internet is completely over' and is refusing to release his upcoming album on I-Tunes, or any other online medium. He is also apparently quite incredulous about Youtube's less than stringent copyright controls, saying "if they can block porn, they can block copyrighted material." Number one, Professor Purple, your copyrighted material is borderline porn anyways, number two if you verify your age you can get all the Youtube porn you want, and number three, nobody under the age of 40 is going to be rushing onto their computer to rip off your "new" album anyways. Please feel free to fade into obscurity, sitting cross-legged on your big ass pile of money, or some sort of mouth shaped sofa, and leave the pretentiously prophetic proclaimations to someone a little more tech savvy, and perhaps born past 1960, and perhaps not horribly passe. Let's try to remember Prince for the talent he displayed in "Kiss" and not this feeble attempt to show how "above" the internet he is. Also....really though?"

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