"Militants Attack Peace Conference Debating Whether or Not to Negotiate With Said Militants...Uhhh what's Arabic for Counter-Productive?"

" The thump of rockets and the rattle of gunfire punctuated President Hamid Karzai's speech opening a national conference Wednesday where delegates were divided over whether to negotiate peace with Taliban leaders to end nearly nine years of war. I guess they weren't so divided after that eh? So let me count the hands here..one...two..seven of you are willing to negotiate..that's great...BOOOOOM...oh for fuck sakes. Hey Taliban, I realize America's war mongering is passe, but really though?"