US State Department says "there will definitely be consequences" for North Korea after sinking of South Korean vessel...

" Hey North Korea, we're going to wait until we're done with the ill-advised war in the Middle East complete with it's hazy reasoning, and then invade you like we did in the 50s. Yeah, grandpa's not senile, there really was a Korean War. I thought we had this talk about being the world's big brother, but it seems not so much. It begs the question...really though?"