Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Inuit Children Can't Find Any Cows


"Polar Bears have reached their 'Tipping Point' despite ardent conservatives still claiming Global Warming is a myth. Hey Snowflake, do you like resorting to swimming 80 km into the middle of the Arctic Ocean just to find food, only to drown: hungry, and exhausted. Better yet, do you enjoy having to cannibalize your young simply to survive? No? Didn't think so. Hey gas guzzler with the massive carbon footprint, Snowflake doesn't like her icebergs served at room temperature. Do you really think you need that fleet of ridiculous SUV's? Really though? Oh, the whole tiny wiener thing. I understand."

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