"Afghaniscam"

"Here's a special Rememberance Day edition. Apparently we're still okay with needless war, as the Afghanistan mission has been extended well into 2014, with more troops to be deployed. I understand it's called a "Peacekeeping Mission" but "Fighting for Peace" kinda sounds like "Fucking for Abstinence." Lest we...lest we...what was I supposed to remember? Really though?"

"FML"

"Two words: Published Author. Really though?"

In Ford We Trust

"Rob Ford was recently elected into office. All I have to say is, really though Toronto?"

I'm Rubber and You're...Justin Bieber?

"The RCMP is investigating an event involving Justin Bieber that happened last week. The young pop star got in a slight altercation with a 12 year old boy during a game of laser tag that resulted in the boy being hit on the head and Bieber being called a bad name. If this is the sort of thing that gets the RCMP's attention, the elementary school around the corner from my house must be a hot bed for investigations. Hey RCMP, is your Bieber fever really that bad? Really though?"

Who throws a book, honestly?

"It seems to be a growing trend. Throwing things at people on stage. It started with Beiber and a water bottle. But it's no longer reserved for star-crazy tweens. Older people are throwing things now too. Not water bottles at pop stars but books at presidents. Of course throwing a literary work at a world leader is way more mature and sophisticated. But who throws a book? Really though?"

Buzz-Buzz-Bling-Bling

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from the Jersey Shore had a baby with a fly? This is the result. I have a question for you Snooki, can you see past all those diamonds? Really though?"

Barbie, If You Didn't Confuse Children Before...

"I have a question for you Barbie. Is pregnancy really an option for you when both you and Ken are wearing perma-panties? Really though?"