In Ford We Trust

"Rob Ford was recently elected into office. All I have to say is, really though Toronto?"

I'm Rubber and You're...Justin Bieber?

"The RCMP is investigating an event involving Justin Bieber that happened last week. The young pop star got in a slight altercation with a 12 year old boy during a game of laser tag that resulted in the boy being hit on the head and Bieber being called a bad name. If this is the sort of thing that gets the RCMP's attention, the elementary school around the corner from my house must be a hot bed for investigations. Hey RCMP, is your Bieber fever really that bad? Really though?"

Who throws a book, honestly?

"It seems to be a growing trend. Throwing things at people on stage. It started with Beiber and a water bottle. But it's no longer reserved for star-crazy tweens. Older people are throwing things now too. Not water bottles at pop stars but books at presidents. Of course throwing a literary work at a world leader is way more mature and sophisticated. But who throws a book? Really though?"